X-box

The X-box or Xbox is the best gaming console in the world. Better graphics, fast gameplay, just superior to everything else.

Dumb people usually say the X-box (xbox) is slow, stupid, or big. But they are really jealous that they do not have one.

Xbox
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CPU= 733 MHz
RAM= 64 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 6.4 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 125 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 4
HDTV Game Support= Yes

PoS2
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CPU= 300 MHz
RAM= 36 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 3.2 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 66 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 1
HDTV Game Support = No

I personally have the PoS2 and Xbox, but the Xbox is just better. PERIOD.

Xbox>Gamecube>Gameboy>Dog Crap>PS2

Person1: "Why is the Xbox loading faster?"
Person2: "Cause Xbox Pwns Ps2."

by All Knowing February 27, 2005

X-box

Games console that owns the PS2 in several areas. Firstly it has a built in hard-drive, so you don't have to pay £20 for memory cards. Secondly, it has four built in controller ports, so no need to buy a multi-tap.

Xbox Live is the best online gaming service available, with friends lists, game invites, and so much more, it pwns the Sony version.

The Xbox spec is also far far superior to the PS2 spec.

Exclusive games.... for the xbox? PGR2, Ninja Gaiden, Deus Ex - Invisible war...

'Hey man, wanna play on my supercool PS2?'

'Not when i could be playing on my Xbox, with exclusive games such as PGR2 which is fantastic, and the upcoming Halo2 and Forza Motorsports which the PS2 won't see....'

by Ray Bidfan November 3, 2004

X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

X-box

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

by 370 April 25, 2006

X-box

Ok first off all you little pricks who say X-Box is gay probably own a PS2, one of THE WORST consoles for the FPS games. The PS2 can't hold a candle to the grphically superior X-Box. Also you computer whores you don't buy a X-Box to replace a comp. you buy it for the good FPS and the fact that it has a controller not a mouse.

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by jhouse April 28, 2005

x-box

Noob way of saying xbox.

"So I was like playing my x-box..."

by Doodles May 17, 2005

x box

A Halo machine soon to also be a Halo 2 machine. Nothing more.

Dude, let's go play my Halo machine.

by X-box August 27, 2003