X-Box 

An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking

My X-Box is being such a bitch...

X-Box by Jo Blow From Idaho October 2, 2006

X-box 

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

X-box by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

X-Box 

An extremely solid object whose use and purpose is quite undefined yet.

#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.

X-Box by Guigui January 22, 2004

X-box 

The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.

Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.

Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."

"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"

"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."

Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.

X-box by PeaTearGriffin097 February 15, 2005

X-box 

A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.

I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.

X-box by MadAtTheWorld July 29, 2008

x-box 

A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.

X-box's on the top shelf? I thought Egyptian slavery was over

x-box by Sith September 16, 2004

X-box 

Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.

xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x!! I'm so lee7!

X-box by Possessed Merkin January 9, 2005