Wrote off

To be drunk

Person one "How did last night go"?
Person two "I was completely wrote off the face of the earth".

by Written December 13, 2012

wrote my note

1.
When somebody is prepared for suicide as in they have wrote thier goodbyes.
2.
When somebody says goodbye to somebody.
3.
A satisfactory shag

1.
Ricki984- I just want to die :(:(
Carli252- Ive already wrote my note.
2.
Man 1- M8 , Im off to work now ill meet you here later. Bye.
M8- KK Wrote ma note.
3. Man That bitch wrote my note last night !

by keeno.123 December 24, 2007

wrote off

When a person looks like shit, as in they have been written off, like a crashed car

Person one: do I look ok?
Person two: no man, you look like a total wrote off

by Alcatraz June 21, 2006

wrote on her wall

The current facebook craze seems to take credit for the term 'write on her wall'. In reality, this term comes from the ancient art form of splooging baby batter , man milk or nut butter on one's back.

For international flair, try writing on her wall after the mexican chilidog

When my girlfriend passed out after drunken sloppy hate sex, and I still hadn't gotten my rocks off, so i jacked off and wrote on her wall.

by trevr84 October 31, 2007

Wrote Off

to be a labeled a totally unreliable/untrustworthy, all round douche bag, worthy of a cut off

person 1 - so x stole my money last night...
person 2 - what?!?! they are totally wrote off!

by ixdbxi June 18, 2016

wrote down

an amalgamation of the two adjectives 'wrote off' and 'bet down'. Is best used to describe someone who is so ugly they pollute your eyes. A total no-hoper. Should be digitally remastered asap.

"Sonya from Eastenders is so wrote down"

by shazza October 5, 2003

wrote the novel

You did something, you're doing something, or you've done something that you will never forget.

Peety and I wrote the novel lastnight.

Dude, I am so gonna write the novel tomorrow.

No mom I do not want to play charades with you; I'm writting the novel as we speak!

by SSPplankton June 16, 2010