Wouch

wouch, /wouCH/ exclamation, used to denote an event that is both amazing and painful

Wouch!

by Newslogan21 May 23, 2019

Woochebag

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Wooch

Singer/Producer by the name of Wooch. Psychedelic Alternative R&B storyteller. Wooch takes you on a trip with his dope beats and meaningful lyrics.

"Hey! You heard of Wooch?"

"Oh.. you mean The Amethyst King?"

by avibetribe April 3, 2020

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

Woochology

The study of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Sorry I can’t play, I have to go to woochology class.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

woach

A low-life, specifically from Plano, Illinois, who likes to get high

Person 1: "Dude, did you see Jacob in the hallway?"
Person 2: " yeah, he's a woach."

by MyNameIsKlien April 22, 2017

Woocher

The person who said wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Oh so your the woocher, I’ll get you back!”

by Char777 July 8, 2019