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A combination of the words "Wow" and "Ouch". This word is commonly used by people who have been offended and are also shocked by the offense. Sometimes there just isn't enough time for two words.
Person A: You look uglier than usual, i am impressed.

Person B: ... Wouch.
by Jnonymous January 17, 2014
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a combination of "wow" and "ouch" used to express surprise over an insult or an unfortunate event.
I heard she dumped your ass for your friend. Wouch!
by A.Josepeh Seagull June 26, 2005
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A combination between the words wow and ouch. This word is used when someone says something towards you that comes as a surprise but is also mildly offensive (or just plain out roasts you).
John: Your outfit looks so ugly today i’m not sure why you even bothered getting out of bed.
Laila: Wouch dude; that was uncalled for.
by thathandleisinuse June 10, 2018
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The disease of an infected clam. If this infected clam bites a human, they then catch AIDS.
"Oh no hunnie, our clam is infected with Wouches!" shouts my mum, Oibaf.

"Nooo! It has just bitten me and now I can feel AIDS running down my veins and into my ass." said Fabio, my Dad.
by MyMumEatsCheese. February 16, 2011
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The name given to the pouch all NYSF National Youth Science Forum NYSF participants, also known as NYSFers and Staffies must wear at all times.

Wouches are sacred, and whilst can be a pain at times - will become a treasured memory.
1. Hey Annie don't forget your wouch or the staffies are going to kill you
2. STAFFIE X CAN YOU SEE THAT WOUCH? WHERE IS THAT WOUCH? *imitates dying and choking to death*
by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
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wouch, /wouCH/ exclamation, used to denote an event that is both amazing and painful
Wouch!
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by Newslogan21 May 23, 2019
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