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wutless

The word wutless is not just used in The Bahamas. It's widely used in Barbados and Jamaica (i know of those two for sure)and i'm sure it's a caribbean thing. it means good for nothing, worthless, trouble maker, doesn't care about getting in trouble etc.
"He causes so much trouble! He real wutless ye!"

"That man is so wutless! He smokes so much weed and has so much talk for everyone!"
by jsbaby4lyfe April 14, 2006
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wutless

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "worthless" or "good-for-nothing."
"She is a wutless, nasty gyal"

"You wutless just like ya pa."
by Reds January 15, 2006
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watless

That boy is so watless
by louizas November 8, 2007
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witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.
Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".
by Jacques December 23, 2004
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Jehovah's Witless

A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.
Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?
by GBofWI March 18, 2007
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witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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