Worthington
If tho shall see or noweth ye a Worthington tis now declared henceforth, that yu shall surrender all thou money foward to Worthington. Worthingtons are skilled in all crafts.
Worthington by 1KIKILINK September 4, 2018
worthington
the most sexiest man in the world if he is blonde. also his dick size is 9999999999999999999999.999. i wanna fuck him
oh my god a worthington
worthington by ksjdksjdks July 31, 2022
Worthington's Law
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006
Worthington, Minnesota
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota
Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota
Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah
Worthington, Minnesota by M~Chan December 6, 2016
Worthington, Minnesota
A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.
Worthington, Minnesota by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011
Worthington jet
Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.
Worthington jet by hcc5 July 26, 2022
worthington-esc
worthington-esc by J Dubz FTW October 15, 2010
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