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wordematics

1: Like mathematics, however, "words" are used instead of "numbers" when performing calculations. 2: A method used to create a type of word called a "portmanteau."
Example

Words + Mathematics

= "Wordematics"
by Rosskopf January 4, 2014
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Wordington

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi

Average Wordington resident
by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022
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road worrier

A general term for someone who experiences Hodophobia (fear of road travel), or Amaxophobia (fear of riding in a car).
Our strange Uncle Tony now rides a bicycle, but only on clearly defined bike paths, as he's added 'road worrier' to his many eccentricities.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 22, 2012
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wordle

A fun text game in which the player is supposed to spell words as fast as possible to earn the highest score. The high score is often reserved for great players with a large vocabulary.
Janice: Oh man Ken, you're so good at wordle! I wish I had your vocabulary.
by natrulbornkilla69 August 9, 2009
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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free worder

someone who puts one letter on the end of one of your words in words with friends or scrabble and ends up getting a bunch of undeserved points
boy 1=damn john just stuck an s on the end of my word and got 24 points

boy 2= he always does that hes a sneaky free worder
by stdo7 April 8, 2012
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(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015
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