Wordington

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

wordman

(Can be used with any number of o’s in the term) A superheroesque person whose superpower is extreme persuasiveness, good-idea-originating and/or deep profundity in verbal phenomenon (not for writing) to the extent to which multiple people either appreciate or depend on said powers. Chiefly used in the stoner community.

—“I convinced birthday boy to order Indian instead of Chinese if we’re gonna go with this particular strain even tho he really wanted a fortune”

—“wordman. Is he okay?”
—“yeah but he needs some space for now”

—“yo...(it’s cherry)...what if we all try to communicate with each other without vocalizing any actual words?”
—“wordman, that sounds fucking mega-sweet. Let’s fucking do it”

—“you think you’ll enjoy using that piece?”
—“if I want to. Enjoyment is not an event, but a skill”
—“wooooordman. That was killerrr”

by shaggymorphism August 18, 2019

Wordwang

Wordwang: The spin-off series with a difference and that difference is words!!

Wordwang is exactly like the near impossible to win Numberwang, but with words.

It's really a pointless, never-ending game that you'd only play if you were bored shitless.

Player 1: Bling
Player 2: Condemn
Player 1: Finland
Player 2: Chariot
Player 1: Shariot
Host: That's Wordwang!!

by Imy Blinky August 29, 2009

Wordinaire

When you are really good at knowing words, and or making up words that make sense

Damn bro your such a wordinaire. You made situationize, and flabacurtatious

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

Wordanista

A person who spends their life telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.

I know you Wordanistas love to say funner is not a word, but it is, i looked it up in my gut, and that's the Truth.

What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"

by Baba Nace February 6, 2006

One-wording

If ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.

You: Hey gurlll!

Her: hey

you: what you doing tonight?

Her: nothing

You: oh, u wanna do something with me?

Her: uhmmmm. maybe.

You: Man this bitch keeps one-wording me.

Ur friend: eh, shes not that into you dude.

You: wtf?

by Reeseo21 July 31, 2009

Wording up my fucks

When an individual transposes the words in a statement that they are attempting to speak. Common amongst drunks and teens.

Hey man you wanna beer me my pass?
Oh man did I just word up my fucks

(To Teacher named Ms.Head)
Ms.Tape can you give me some Head?
I'm sorry im just wording up my fucks.

by Tianyunwang April 21, 2007