woodcocking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.

I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!

woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007

tyler woodcock 

Tyler woodcock fucks you about and so does 2 of his brothers. He’s a frigid little prick and the only person he’d ‘fight’ is someone 2 years below. He smokes pot out of his uncles back garden shed and doesn’t even inhale properly. You’ll see him bezzing around carnforth on his shitty mountain bike (bmx) wearing his fake supreme jacket like he’s all 10 men.Overall he’s just a queer little pot noodle head whose balls are yet to drop.

Him: Tyler woodcock just started on me. Her: watch out he’ll get LA5, on you

tyler woodcock by Fatwillys August 17, 2019

Woodcock 

1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick

Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"

Woodcock by Brewno September 30, 2007

woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

woodcock johnson by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

Woodcocked 

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Joe Woolcock

Joe Woolcock is an amazing, hot, sexy, funny guy. Usually with a big penis.

"That guy is so hot!"
"Yeah, thats Joe Woolcock."

Joe Woolcock by vds nmm bk April 10, 2013

Andrew Woodcock 

A dude that looks like a walking tree.

Person 1: "Hey dude it that tree walking or am i just tripping"
Person 2: "Naw man that's just Andrew Woodcock"

Andrew Woodcock by Nutritious starts with NUT February 17, 2017