wolfbagging

The act of going out into the woods armed with a Tesco bag and trying to trap a wolf within.

Gertcha! This is the toughest animal I've ever tried to wolfbag! Sod this, let's go for bacon sarnies...

by Roger McTodger January 10, 2005

Wolfbag

When someone ties a piece of bacon to a string and puts it down their sexual partners throat and then pulls it out when they are having an orgasm to cause them to throw up.

Jessica spewed all over my bed when i wolfbagged her last night.

by Hot-Box April 15, 2009

wolfbagging

I think that the original definition, as told to me many moons ago, is having sex with a goose, then slamming it's neck in a drawer to produce body spasms which will, alledgedly, increase sexual stimulation.

Who needs stimulation when you're 'taters deep in a goose?

Person1: I was wolfbagging a goose the other day.
Person2: You delightfully old-school pervert, you.

by Deacon Gusset April 23, 2006

Wolfbag

The scrotum of an undomesticated canine.

"Bridal gowns in the remote steppes of Siberia are traditionally made of wolfbag leather."

"Wolfbag licking is a dangerous act of zoological paraphilia."

"Mogli, although in his mid 40s and happily settled in a man village, still fondle remembered the scent of wolfbag."

"In the extreme Alaskan winters, wolfbags retract."

"Only the softest pillows would do for Princess Dianna, so she had wolfbag fuzz specially imported from Ukraine."

by SirExpertProfessor May 3, 2020

wolfbagging

When two people enjoy anal sex, however immeatiatly before climaxing the 'giver' thrusts his or hers (provided she's wearing a strap-on) fingers in the 'recievers' throat stimulating the anal sphincer to tighen around the penis (or strap-on).

Saagita loves to get wolfbanged by Mrs. Patel (she's a wild one...just ask Raza).

by Chuman March 28, 2005

Wolfbagging On Horseback

See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon

I thought we'd go for a bit of wolfbagging on horseback tonight, it IS christmas after all

by Crackhitler January 10, 2009

woofage

(n) The stuff that comes out of big speakers, ie woofers; bass, low-frequency, bottom-end, dub etc.

When commenting on the performance of a subwoofer : "that's woofage, that is!".

by madcow66 May 30, 2007