Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

by schg January 1, 2011

workstache

noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.

Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!

Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!

by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010

woodwatcher

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is trying to get a sneak peek of your penis.

Man, I had to take a piss earlier, and this woodwatcher was straight eyeing my cock.

by Shaural August 25, 2017

wormstache

a mustache that looks like a wom, usually grown by immature guys in their mid to early 20s.

Hey, check out that dude's gross wormstache!!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

woodache

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.

Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"

by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008