Woodpecker

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011

Woodpecker

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.

Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.

by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022

Woodpecker

A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood

"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"

by Jookson910 September 15, 2018

Woodpecker

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

Woodpecker

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

by itGurl May 9, 2014

Woodpecker

When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.

I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.

by LouieFerook October 5, 2016

Woodpecker

Word for a slut. A female that sucks really good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet

That delta phi epsilon was a great woodpecker

by Jimmy697969 July 6, 2018