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Woodmansterne School 

An adjective used to describe extremely horrific things. This word would be used in instances where there are simply no other words to describe the shocking, horrendous event or thing that has happened/is going on. You can also just say Woodmansterne instead of Woodmansterne School.
Person 1: "Hitler was so Woodmansterne!"
Person 2: "I know right, he probably went to Woodmansterne School too! You know how those people turn out to be...."
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The Woodmansterne School 

This school is absolutely and utterly garbage. This school makes twitter and reddit combined feel like heaven. This school could burn to the ground and the only thing I'll feel is my body ascending into heaven.

Woodmansterne School 

if you went here, you should've gone to dunraven. speaking from experience.
Person 1: "wow, my school is so great! what school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Woodmansterne School"
Person 1: "ew go kill yourself"

woodmansee 

Woodmansee is a man who wants woman to see his HUGE wood. (Dick)
Girl: "Last night was amazing you must be a Woodmansee."
woodmansee by Bubbaace August 2, 2016

Woodmansterne School 

the worst "school" to exist. in my 16 years of attending this school, i can safely say i hate everybody here. it is full of roadmen, chavs, pickmes, and ms mccarthy. literally the deaddest school in the entirety of london. if you can go elsewhere, DO SO.
woodmansterner: wagwan fam itz y.m.stizzy cuh
outsider: ew they must be from woodmansterne school

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and itโ€™s basically a klan rally in disguise.
did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

Woodmansterne Secondary

It just doesn't have enough jesus
Please im running out of holy water
The kids here are insane
They don't do their worshipping
Please I just need more holy water to wash out my eyes
Seeing these people everyday hurts

Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water Jesus give me Holy water
Mr Hegarty: mmm I love Mr Marland so much which school do you go to uwu
Mr Marland: I go to woodmansterne secondary owo