Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.
by Woody Pase November 08, 2007
the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female's anus, while simultaneously mimicking the "vrrrr" sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the anus; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting
a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend's car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.
by biganson November 22, 2004
Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
by Kurwamach June 16, 2010
A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.
We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.
by DangNasty October 03, 2006
Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper
by SadPuppy7 September 19, 2019
by thefortniteburgerguy October 05, 2020
When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
by PMDelicious July 24, 2009