1. Some white guy: Hey Bob how your wooch?
Other white guy: Pretty, smooth.
2. Dr. Jones: You little wooch.
Other white guy: Pretty, smooth.
2. Dr. Jones: You little wooch.
by BobJones74 May 30, 2011

"wooch, you're so hot."
by mclovin'''' June 29, 2008

by Char777 July 8, 2019

by Tarablee April 7, 2021

An adjective that synynomous to the following terms: baked, stoned, high, blazed, under the influence of marijuana aka weed
You are wooch after you smoke a joint/a marijuana cigarette/a spliff/a doobie/an exotic cheroot/a blunt pot/marijuana/weed/cannabis
You are wooch after you smoke a joint/a marijuana cigarette/a spliff/a doobie/an exotic cheroot/a blunt pot/marijuana/weed/cannabis
1. Whoa dude that joint fucking hit me. I'm completely wooch!
2. What the fuck are you doing? Are you wooch or what?
3. A: "Do you want to 'drink another cup of green tea'? If you know what i mean"
B: "Nah, dude. I'm already completely wooch."
2. What the fuck are you doing? Are you wooch or what?
3. A: "Do you want to 'drink another cup of green tea'? If you know what i mean"
B: "Nah, dude. I'm already completely wooch."
by ikuandFelix June 1, 2017

Wooch means that you are gloriously happy and feel like saying woohoo but cannot be bothered to say woohoo.
We’re going to McDonalds? Wooch!
by rubyL0L August 8, 2020
