wooch

A word for just about anything.

1. Some white guy: Hey Bob how your wooch?

Other white guy: Pretty, smooth.

2. Dr. Jones: You little wooch.

by BobJones74 May 30, 2011

wooch

when you burn yourself and mix "wow and ouch"

"wooch, you're so hot."

by mclovin'''' June 29, 2008

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

wooch

An adjective that synynomous to the following terms: baked, stoned, high, blazed, under the influence of marijuana aka weed
You are wooch after you smoke a joint/a marijuana cigarette/a spliff/a doobie/an exotic cheroot/a blunt pot/marijuana/weed/cannabis

1. Whoa dude that joint fucking hit me. I'm completely wooch!
2. What the fuck are you doing? Are you wooch or what?
3. A: "Do you want to 'drink another cup of green tea'? If you know what i mean"

B: "Nah, dude. I'm already completely wooch."

by ikuandFelix June 1, 2017

Wooch

Another word for a vagina.

Wow, that girl had a dank wooch.

by heisenberh January 4, 2017

Wooch

An early American word, possibly old English, used to refer to a Woman's genitalia.

It's so cold outside, you might freeze your Wooch off!

by Tarablee April 7, 2021

Wooch

Wooch means that you are gloriously happy and feel like saying woohoo but cannot be bothered to say woohoo.

We’re going to McDonalds? Wooch!

by rubyL0L August 8, 2020