wonker

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker
you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker
by barkingbark May 26, 2022
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means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
by not conceited May 30, 2006
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wonkers

Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
by Tanoos November 25, 2004
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Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.
“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”
by Bohuslava April 03, 2021
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He's a bit wonkers.
by d|mister October 20, 2010
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A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.
I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!
by jme May 25, 2003
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A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!
Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!
by *.*.* April 20, 2004
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