Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Womb broom

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.

While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.

by Time for time December 31, 2021

Womb broom

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

womb broom

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

by sage January 18, 2003

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".

I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom

by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003