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Wockstar

People use this as a placeholder for being #Interlinked, a popular motto used when one is a loner in life.
Josiah, are you a Wockstar?
Yes Sean, I am #Interlinked. Don’t talk to me.
by IAmJokerrr111 October 15, 2023
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Workstart

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him to room 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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Wopstar

An Italian who dresses like a rock star. "Rock star" like clothes include Tap Out, No Fear, and Affliction. Think "Italian Bros" but not guidos.
Dude, did you see Frankie's shirt and glasses? He bought them from Affliction.

Yeah man, he's a Wopstar.
by Brand S. October 1, 2008
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Workstart

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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woketardigan

The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.
Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.
by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020
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Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship
Joe Biden is such a Woketard
by Qanon ymous February 24, 2022
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WOK-STAR

While to the general population it means a Bowl to cook noodles (or your trap supply) on,

A Wok-Star is a #Based Pronunciation of the word "Rock Star" popularized by Playboi Carti in his Freshman XXL Freestyle.

A Wok-Star, now deconstructed in the way Sir Cartier says so:

A modern socialite who has generated so much clout that a whole wave of people try to sound and act just like him, similar to trends in rock music between the 70s and 90s.
A Rockstar had similar qualities, but a WOK-STAR also has breakthroughs in the fashion world, meme world, and the obsessive Internet fanatic world. In fact, they can generate all their living without releasing music or being a musician. A Wok-Star simply has to be relevant to everybody and they die as soon as soon as the Hype dies...
A Mouth Breather: All mainstream celebrities are such true genuises, that's why we have so much faith in them.

The Woke Minded: Nah, they are simply Wok-Stars, they are on top one minute and in the streets the next...

A Mouth Breather: Nah man, You're Just a Hater, I am about that Swaggy Gang Sh*t

The Woke Minded: I'M Woke, you're simply Wok, get famous and become a Wok-star and see what's its REALLY like Badi-Bwoy!
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