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wollysmacker

A penis that is so large it smacks your legs.
1. My God his wollysmacker is enormous!!!
2. I'd like to see HIS wollysmacker.
3. My wollysmacker is bigger than his.
by Jatie July 23, 2007
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Woolly Dentata

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.
"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."
by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014
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woollyback

"Woollyback" is a term used in Liverpool, England to describe people who come from outside Liverpool, especially those from Lancashire, which is sometimes used pejoratively towards those perceived as outsiders by Scousers, natives of Liverpool.

The term is believed to have originally referred to the people who worked in wool factories in towns near Liverpool, such as St Helens, Wigan or Widnes. They would walk to Liverpool carrying the wool on their backs, therefore they became known as Woollybacks, and now the term refers to anyone from the county of Lancashire.
Anfield's full of Woollybacks these days.

Them Woollybacks have a weird accent, they tark lahk this.
by Scouse Lad April 30, 2006
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Wollygomper

Noun:

A word used to describe a dirty prostitute who is so filled with Confederate jizz that no Union man would touch her.
1. I thought that Martha was an honest woman. Turns out she's a god damn Wollygomper.

2. That Wollygomper has sucked off so many Rebels, she'll be shitting Confederate jizz.

3. I wouldn't fuck that wollygomper with YOUR dick!
by Leapin' Lizards July 14, 2017
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Cloning the Woolly Mammoth

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.
by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012
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Woolly Worm

The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.

The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.

No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.

He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
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woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.
If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.
by sphincterella June 28, 2010
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