Wogan

a slang term for cocaine

Buzz: got any wogan, mate?

Gav: let's chalk up another line of wogan!

by Dodders June 7, 2008

Wogan

The piece of cloth that you place between a laptop keyboard and screen. Made popular by the 2006 generation of macbookpro's whose screen was infamous for being marked by the grease from the keyboard.

"where's my wogan!"

"it's there, in your laptop..."

by Loobydoo December 27, 2011

Wogan

A person you hate to love. No matter what kind of assholish things the person comes out with, friends somehow keep liking him/her.

You're such a fucking asshole wogan!
That guy, he's such a wogan!

by ConorRulesOk March 2, 2009

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 5, 2009

terry wogan

Invented the stonehenge haircut spreading thoughout Ireland in the late 1980's by true followers of the Wogan Faith.
Updated in the mid nineties by lowering the axis by 3 inches.

He's sporting a right terry wogan

by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007

Emma Wogan

Emma Wogan is usually a devil hiding in the form of a teacher. They are always feminist and probably vegan too, if she cant make 5 children a day want to kill themselves she will lose her disguise and have to return to hell. Some key indicators are a heavy newcastle accent and of course a forehead so big and shiny it makes messi cry about his trophies being bad.

Ugh i've got Emma Wogan next!
Just try and survive the hour mate

by That student!!!!! November 6, 2023

“…if want something done, ask a woman”

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023