Wogans

A unique breed found in Australia, the average Wogan is something of a hybrid between a bogan, a wog and a wigger.
Wogan is the term used for people, often of Greek, Italian or similar descent, who are obsessed with crappy cars and dress in brands like Adidas, Eminem, Holden or Fubu, often decked out in bling. One celebrity example of a Wogan is Ali G. Likely to be heard saying things such as 'Fully Sick Moite!!'
Person 1: Ugh, check out those guys in that blinged up Commodore over there.
Person 2: Yuck, what wogans.
by Trinkletty November 18, 2005
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wogan

Australian slang which is a mixture of the Australian slang of 'wog' and 'bogan'.

A 'wogan' is a wog that has migrated from Europe to Australia, assimilated so well that they have rejected the style and class usually identified with Europe and veered towards becoming a bogan. They have absolutely no fashion sense; a day out involves going to the Rugby League, drinking copious amountes of alcohol, being loud and obnoxious and spending time working on their hotted up cars listening to Jimmy Barnes.
Look at her, she is a disgrace to wogs. Her parents had so much class when they migrated to Australia but she has become a wogan.
by KGip March 15, 2008
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wogan

To have a particularly visible hard-on at a particularly inappropriate time. Named after the broadcaster Terry Wogan, who was seen to be packing a bulging erection whilst presenting 'Points of View' on british national television.
'Bloody hell, I can't believe he's got a wogan at his mother's funeral!'
by Joe Law November 4, 2007
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wogan

To have a manhood so large, both in girth and in length that it is incredibly visible through a mans trousers. Best displayed in tight fluorescent shorts for a flattering crotchal illusion.
"Did you see Father Jonathon walk past then?"
"Fuck me, he was packin a wogan"
by Jordan Brennan January 8, 2008
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Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.
Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!
by Steven Moss January 5, 2009
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terry wogan

Invented the stonehenge haircut spreading thoughout Ireland in the late 1980's by true followers of the Wogan Faith.
Updated in the mid nineties by lowering the axis by 3 inches.
He's sporting a right terry wogan
by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007
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Emma Wogan

Emma Wogan is usually a devil hiding in the form of a teacher. They are always feminist and probably vegan too, if she cant make 5 children a day want to kill themselves she will lose her disguise and have to return to hell. Some key indicators are a heavy newcastle accent and of course a forehead so big and shiny it makes messi cry about his trophies being bad.
Ugh i've got Emma Wogan next!
Just try and survive the hour mate
by That student!!!!! November 6, 2023
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