Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

wifting

The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."

"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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by Mierney June 6, 2010

wafting session

a interval of time where one wafts

the car drove by and i had a wafting session

by hank jim August 8, 2010

Ball Wafting

To fart on someone else's balls, not invented by The sizzling sex bastard.

Matt: "I let him fart onto my ball sack".
Carl: "I didnt have you down as the ball wafting type"

by Jizz Eagle February 28, 2011

Wafting

The act of waving a smelly fart towards someone else's face...often done as a symbol of love in bed...

Tom woke up in the morning and just couldn't help wafting his fart, using the duvet to help.

by An_on_y_mous January 31, 2010

Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013