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Weeping Angels

A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.

If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.

Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the

Tardis began to disapear.
by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010
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Weepymayo

A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.
Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.
by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020
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street weeper

The act of crying so much that one's tears flood the streets.
My butt hurt friend is a street weeper.
by holygrahamcracker February 16, 2014
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ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong

The universal greeting, as stated in Transformers the Movie.
"Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"
by Musasa May 4, 2005
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weepy uke

A male character who appears in original yaoi manga or in yaoi or slash fanfiction, and exhibits almost constant crying, a young appearance to the point of being underage, hyper-femininity, much angst, masochism, being an eternal bottom in sexual acts, and who is very much an emo, that may suffer from cutting and eating disorders.
"In the manga Gravitation, Shuichi Shindou is a typical example of a weepy uke."

"Oh man, could Duo BE any more of a weepy uke?"
by blargh! April 9, 2007
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Weeping Cyclops

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
by BleuMoon February 5, 2010
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read it and weep

You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."
by calmecac August 10, 2009
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