wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

wittle

Another way to say "little".

"Hey everybody, look at my old pictures...I was six or seven i think..ahhh I was so wittle!!!! Ain't that little no more, LOL."

by VixenMama June 11, 2007

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

witterbegal

commonly associated with bucketminge, witterbegal describes a dysfunctional or somewhat impaired vagina. Not necessarily diseased but rather not put to good use.

Andrew: "Damm i heard that girl has a bucketminge!"
Annette: "Yeah she's riddled with witterbegal aswell!..god i wouldn't ride her even if she came wit pedals!!!"

by AWHHHHYEAH April 17, 2010

wittwer

Gods among men, women fall at their feet, especially when preceded by a Matt

-"You see that guy?"
--"Ya why's he got so many girls following him?"
-"he's a Wittwer, nuff said."

by MoneyT February 2, 2015

WittleOne

A girl who's small, cute, and acts innocent , but definitely knows how to abuse it in a flirtatious and seductive way. The girl that every man wants.

I spent the evening with my WittleOne last night.

by Draxxis December 11, 2011