a condition afflicting the whiskers of domesticated house cats, often brought on by a lack of adequate iron in the cat's diet. as a result, the whiskers of the cat turn either light green or bright pink before combining together to create a single large whisker on each side of the face, curved into the shape of a handlebar mustache. at this point, the only treatment is in providing ample mustache wax and colorful bandanas.
the cat suffered from witsneakiferous, so we had to buy mustache wax and a new bandana to treat the problem.
by valm0127 January 2, 2012
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example : I love Witnie
being with a Witnie makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.
by realofakind July 30, 2014
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Derived from the foul he committed on Marcin Wasilewski.
Derived from the foul he committed on Marcin Wasilewski.
by Kve February 9, 2010
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A poor example;
FuzzyLogic: "I just created the greatest program in the world, and as we all know it is disappointedly called the Six Degrees of Hikaru."
His friends: "Wittie Bitter."
FuzzyLogic: "I just created the greatest program in the world, and as we all know it is disappointedly called the Six Degrees of Hikaru."
His friends: "Wittie Bitter."
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by Billy Rugg December 21, 2013
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