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the witcher

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!
by Operation_Quicksilver December 3, 2013
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The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.
"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."
by Mr. Professor Johnson April 19, 2018
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witcher

A freakin cool game about a Witcher named Geralt of Rivia. A witcher is genetically engineered monster-killing machine!
U kill alot of monsters and fuck women! It's pretty funny^^
I love killing wraiths in the night and fuck hookers in the day^^ IM A WITCHER AND I LOVE IT!!!!
by Andreas the coolest February 25, 2008
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Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.
If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy
by TheMightyBooth January 5, 2020
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Witchered

Verb: Derived from "Butchered".

The act of a studio failing at an adaptation or representaion of established lore in such a way that deviates drastically from the themes, tone and plot of a franchise to present an inconsistent and sustandard product resulting in hostile backlash from a fandom.

See Also: using identity politics to cover for an obvious lack of talent.
wow! they really Witchered that up.
by Jeminai Q January 3, 2023
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Witcher

When you play with or interact with another man's anus while they are asleep or unconscious
Bro, Phil got completely witchered by Henry last night!
by BigBenis69 April 16, 2017
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witcher

the type of guy who likes to fuck magical beings in human form. ex a witch
dude i like being a witcher it makes me feel so good
by putang inang addik June 25, 2016
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