Witchery 

When something is so good it seems to be a product of witchcraft

"You just solved that Rubik's cube is 45 seconds! WITCHERY!"

Witchery by Zalira September 5, 2013

Scientific Witchery 

Explainable Black Magic Fuckery

Bob: Dude, do you know that Cat urine glows under a black light ?
Lob: Are you serious? What kind of Scientific Witchery is that!

Scientific Witchery by hangohan February 20, 2020

Black Witchery 

see subtarded

Black Witchery by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Toss a Coin to your Witcher 

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

Toss a Coin to your Witcher by clayto97 January 19, 2020

witcher

a traveling monster hunters for hire, gifted with unnatural powers

Geralt is a famous witcher.

witcher by Gmosy August 11, 2015

Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

Witcher by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

Toss a Condom to your Witcher 

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

Toss a Condom to your Witcher by Joehobo April 29, 2020