Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

The Witching Hour

The hour between 3am and 4am when the barrier between the physical realm and the spiritual realm is the thinnest, which makes it easier for beings such as Angels, Ghosts and Demons to enter into the physical realm.

"John you're not going to believe this...I woke up during the witching hour last night and when I looked around I could have sworn I saw something standing in the corner of my room watching me".

by Justin Lewis21 December 26, 2018

Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Strike Witches

The anime with the perfect combination of machine guns, bullets, gunfire, panties, aliens, and moe magical dog/cat girls flying around with leg boosters. The story takes place in an alternate universe during World War 2 where aliens that are immune to conventional weaponry attack Earth and the humans have to send magical girls to fight them. Also, 95% of the girls strangely do not wear pants. This anime is well written and also kinda wholesome, and has great music.

I binged the first season of Strike Witches in 4 days.

by lose_a_brain_cell.exe July 12, 2021

Strike Witches

A very moe anime, possible one of the bests ever. Features the character Sanya V. Litvyak the best and most Moe anime character ever.

Sanya is from the anime Strike Witches right?

by Afanofafanofafan November 4, 2010

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020