Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

lick a witches tit

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009

As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

by rock musika September 3, 2021

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008