no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling January 31, 2005

No Wiper

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015

no wiper

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

wipers

A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.

Girls with glasses are great; I love giving them the wipers.

by Scummable Thurgood March 31, 2005

no-wiper

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.

John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.

by gayme March 12, 2007

wiper

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.

*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!

by Oz in ATL July 23, 2007