Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

Witches kiss

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

by Robiw April 7, 2007

witch bang

A bad ass 60th wedding anniversary with jungle juice and explosives.

I can't wait until the witch bang....there will be explosives.

by JiddyBob January 19, 2017

Imma fuck witchu

Slang typically used in Atlanta. Meaning catch you later or simply saying ok.

There goes my bus. Alright Imma fuck witchu.

by twinkletoez0918 September 11, 2019

Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.

P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher

by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.

"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."

by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

scarlet witch

a queen

have you seen avengers endgame?
yeah scarlet witch was a queen, thanos literally had to cheat to beat her

by @avengxr.s on instagram March 2, 2020