windshield wash

When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.

Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!

by aries:) April 23, 2009

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

Windshield Wiper

- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.

I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!

by Sel-Block May 3, 2015

Windshield laugh

Windshield laugh is the sound that Kim Seokjin, the owner of JinHit Entertainment does when he laughs.

-"Huehuehue"
-Lol that sounded like a windshield laugh.

by Sarislol_ February 23, 2019

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.

by Chip Control August 23, 2018

Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016

Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017