Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

by Krill December 30, 2003

windows me

Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"

see also malfeasance

by Anthony Watts June 02, 2004

Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.

The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.

by Dark Prime March 14, 2005

windows me

A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.

Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.

by weliketopartyinmypants April 14, 2006

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

Windows ME

A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

by ImQuasar April 01, 2009

Windows ME

crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.

"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"

by amd>intel December 26, 2003