wankhammer

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Lydick Windjammer

While in the act of fellatio, the male passes gas onto the females face.

I was sucking this dude off when he gave me the ol' Lydick Windjammer!

by telemudcat February 3, 2010

Windamere

Distinctly out of place and unbelievable.

Dude: I went to the party at Eric's and saw this one chick do blow on a guys penis.

You: Windamere.

by The True Eric W. September 5, 2008

windjammer

When passed gas exits up through the female genitals and gets caught up in the labia.

"Ouch! That windjammer kinda hurt!"

by m. word smith April 13, 2009

Windjammer

An individual that inserts their penis into anuses frequently.

Ohh man, my ass is killing me today said Phoebe.
It's that bloody windjammer Eric isn't it? replied Troy. He gave me an unbelievable windjamming session last Tuesday. OMG!!!

by countdoyle May 13, 2009

windjammer

the act of jamming a penis into a butthole to prevent a fart

this girl was about to fart but i gave her a windjammer so she wouldn't ruin our bone session.

"ugh the other day a girl farted while we were banging."
"dude you should have totally given her a windjammer."

hey babe im about to fart you want to come windjam this??

by DC Caddy 1 July 1, 2011

windrammer

You fuck someone so hard wind come flying out of their ass or vagina like Hurricane Katrina

Dude last night i tried the windrammer and my wife blew a fucking tornado out her floppy vag

by bobby the nigger April 27, 2012