Willy Wonka

looking a mess but feeling happy

Look at Megan, looking all Willy Wonka-ish.

by Megan Clurry July 8, 2012

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021

willy wonka

The hottest mf in the fucking world. I'd let him Willy my Wonka ;))))) Only if I get a taste of his chocolate 🍫 😋 😏

Dammmmm Willy Wonka lookin mighty fine 2nite
Yeah Imma hit that ass rnnn

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 29, 2022

willy wonka

When a man jizzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.

He had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the willy wonka.

by The D.R. April 28, 2009

Willy Wonka

The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.

Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.

by kobedoinwork October 17, 2009

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011