Wilhelm

Synonym: A man-boy with a chode-like penis that is in the shape of a ram's horn.

Girl: "My boyfriend is Wilhelm, whenever he gets erect, his trousers look like a Willy Wonka lollipop."

by Earnshaw December 14, 2014

wilhelm

my darling my lover my everything

OMG WILHELM MESSAGED ME
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

by luvqclx April 26, 2022

Wilhelm

1. A German name which is also equivelent to the name Wilson. Also means Will Helmet.
2. A slang term for the Wilhelm Scream

- Hey Mr. Wilson...what is your address?
-I told you that it is Mr. Wilhelm!

-I love the band A Wilhelm Scream!
-So you love Wilhelm?

by Nero the Great June 4, 2008

Wilhelm

Penis, best used with a mock german accent
{woman walks in all sexy}

Jonas: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!

Aleksa: Ja i have ze boner

Wilhelm: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...

by Brorell April 1, 2019

Wilhelm

Wilhelm is a fantastic name, he probably thinks he is best in the world and probably in love with a girl called Thea,Olivia,Frida. And probably fighting to much with people he love.

Heh Wilhelm

by WilhelmZz February 6, 2017

Wilhelm

Small bur tall Dick use his meat to eat
Often short and very handsome and polite

Oh my gosh Wilhelm ate me up!

by Eugene is comming for yall February 8, 2017

wilhelm

Wilhelm is a name for German SS/Army officer during WW2. Famed for their ways of slaughtering Jews during the holocaust. If your name is Wilhelm it is likely it descended from your Nazi forefathers that escaped Germany during 1944-1945.

Did you hear that Jewish kid that annoyed Wilhelm went missing?

by THEGUYTHATDEFINESEVERYTHING November 11, 2020