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wild turkey

A white cowboy rapper from the "Rowdy South" aka Arkansas who's last album went big in Germany and Europe.
From da rodeo to da barrio gots to bang dat MC Wild Turkey rowdy rowdy loco-stylez!
by $$$ September 22, 2003
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wild turkey

-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.
by PaulWall July 26, 2003
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Wild Turkey

When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
by lanae242 March 24, 2023
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Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.
Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!
by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011
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Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.
Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker
by Firework Master December 2, 2009
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wild turkey surprise

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
by dumb ethel April 20, 2011
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
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