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Definitions by lanae242

Wild Turkey 

When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
Wild Turkey by lanae242 March 24, 2023

Le Creuset 

When you fart under the very decadent 1000 thread count sheets in a Westin Heavenly bed to “Dutch oven” your bed buddy.
We stayed in a Westin last night and after a copious amount of late night room service I gave her a Le Creuset.
Le Creuset by lanae242 December 30, 2021
When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
Ewoking by lanae242 November 11, 2021

Tiger Balling 

When you put tiger balm on your testicles and fuck your girl doggy style.
Dude, I went tiger balling last night with LAnae
Tiger Balling by lanae242 August 24, 2018