Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

off brand ass nigga

niggas that just dont look right in the public

nigga 1: look at that off brand ass nigga

nigga 2: bahahahhahahaha

by reggie mcfly January 26, 2011

shit-ass band

A band that sucks.

D12 is a shit-ass band.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 9, 2004

Brandon ass nigga

Bitch made nigga bruh , this nigga momma almost always got him on a leash. Nigga always fuckin with some goofy ass bitches and gets stupid lit off two puff puffs. Not uncommon for this nigga to be a savage though.

Me: aye you tryna hit this.

The homie : yea lemme get that
*5 minutes later
The homie: * eats all your fucking food *

Me: yous a Brandon ass nigga bruh

by Josh Que May 2, 2019

boy band ass

the status of being desirable enough to women (you being male)that you get groupie style attention and sex from lots of attractive girls/women.

"If we throw an awesome party tonight we'll get all kinds of boy band ass."

by nicco79 September 7, 2008