Winternet

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

by delaclo January 26, 2011

winnernet

A quick way to say Windows Internet Explorer. Came about in Japan when John, tired for saying it so often, shortened the the words into one quick word. Became popular in early 2004

I had to run the widows update from my winnernet browswer

by tireball.com December 4, 2004

WINternet

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

by em=me April 24, 2017

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

wienernuts

When a males nuts are at the end of his wiener instead of the regular position.

Mitchell has wienernuts, it's gross as hell.

by dvdisgnarkill March 5, 2008

Winternet

when your internet slow af / keeps cutting out during winter.

Jake: Yo FUCK this winternet gang 💔

by can't get any 𝓓𝓐ℳ𝓢𝓔ℒ𝓢 January 13, 2026