witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 7, 2017

Wingless Angels

The secret society within Denison University. Consists of 6 seniors and a junior, masked and clothed with WA hoodies when in action.

It was hilarious when the Wingless Angels treated east quad with kegs and fireworks.

by thegodfather37 November 24, 2009

Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.

Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.

by tangofandango October 8, 2009

PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

Wingless

Adjective:
1) The characteristic of having no wings
2) Being unable to fly
3) Being a coward, or being ignorant
Noun:
1) An emotionally weak mother fucker who doesn't know what they stand for, but thinks they do.

A- Ya, Anarchy Rules
B- Do you know what Anarchy is?
A- An A with a circle around it?
B- You are one wingless son of a bitch, you know that?
A- Yes Sir

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004

Jehovah's Witless

A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.

Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?

by GBofWI March 18, 2007