wien

No be someone of non ninj caliber

That guy right there is a total wien. He is definitely not ninj.

by Wien-ninj October 28, 2015

Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 04, 2010

wiens in the hatch

meaningless/dumb

"oh man! wiens in the hatch!

by Sco Ro Moe November 08, 2003

Wiens-it-up

Attending a class with a teacher who can't stop moving.

Hey man you ready to Wiens-it-up with Mr. Smith?
Ya man, I'm ready!

by DefinitionMission October 03, 2012

Leila wiens

A very pretty person a great friend,and wife but you don’t want to get on her bad side

Person “she’s so fine”
Other person “she looks like a Leila wiens”

by February 27, 2022

penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.

the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.

by headbanger20148 November 25, 2007

Garner Wiens

Hawt mf

ur mom garner wiens

by slay girlypops February 04, 2023