Wienie Panini

When someone defecates on the toilet and put their penis between the bowl and the seat.

John was sick of his ding dong dipping in the toilet water so he started using the Wienie Panini.

by Two Chainz!! January 1, 2017

wideneck mouth

When referring to wideneck mouth, this describes the unbelievable large sized, lengthy area inside of the mouth, where the penis has its designation spot. Having a wideneck mouth is one that men typically find attractive, due to the fact that their penis may fit inside the mouth with no problems.

After I faced fucked my bitch Sophia is when I truly realized how much of a wideneck mouth she had! My erect penis was easily able to fit inside that cunt's face.

by jimsmainhoe October 1, 2022

bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.

G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.

by BruceLlama December 23, 2009

poofo wienie

What you get when you are a dude, and stick your penis in someone's pooper.

Damn man, be glad you didn't catch a whiff of Merle's poofo wienie from hangin' with his backdoor partner last night.

by Rez Dogg June 29, 2022

wienie tickler

when you're driving and you come to a hill in the road it's the tickling sensation you feel in the wienie region just after you hit the apex of the hill

We were driving down the road and I got a wienie tickler as we went over that hill.

by Nat-X October 16, 2008

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

widening

When a woman's so turned on her pussy opens and moistens

Hey John look at Melissa's face, she's deffo widening for Henry

by Slackhaddock May 4, 2017