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Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.
The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.
by jbcoops December 19, 2021
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Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.
Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder
by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014
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Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)
some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy
by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011
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hystericalyrical

When someone sings a song and does not know the proper lyrics of the original and ad-libs their own lyrics. They usually think the incorrect lyrics they are singing are truly the words of the song.
Todd: "Last nite, Valerie was singing karaoke to Men at Work's "It's Summers Day""
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"
by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007
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Hysterical Paroxysm

I had 12 hysterical paroxysms yesterday.
by Rhonda246 October 29, 2008
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hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.
The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.
by moPop July 20, 2008
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hystericals

People having a primarily emotional and fanatical reaction to a particular issue which is knee-jerk and hysterical. Such people often dedicate themselves to truthiness.
It would seem that a reasoned debate about condoms in schools is no longer possible now that the hystericals have joined in.
by Anonymous For This August 1, 2008
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