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shorewood, wi 

shorewood is a village in wisconsin that borders the northern boundaries of milwaukee, and the eastern edge of lake michigan. its population is about 13000, and is only about 1.6 suare miles big. it's known for being an upper middle class to wealthy suburb, full of idiots.
The police force keeps itself busy by pulling over stupid kids driving their mom's minivans and SUVs, as well as any black person that rolls throughdwb.
In the past 15 years, whordes of russians have taken over every apartment they can cram 5-9 people into. If you're looking around Oakland avenue, capitol drive, wilson drive, and murray street across from the police station, you will not be able to throw a stick without hitting some goon with lots of gel in their hair, and a cheap chain around their neck.ruskieruski Don't expect any of them to speak decent english to you either, and wear a raincoat as they spit.
If you like coffee, enjoy, there is a Starbucks, Stone Creek, Alterra, as well as a few other small shops. Don't get hit by Nancy Northshore in her BMW SUV when she's swingining wildly out the parking lot though, she's late for Zumba(or some other crap) but still needs her $14 coffee.
Just remember though, it could be worse, you could be living in Whitefish Bay.
"i went through shorewood, wi and tried to take Capitol Drive. I got pulled over for an hour while they searched my car. Turns out i was driving while black dwb

"go greyhounds, at least we aren't Whitefish Bay"
shorewood, wi by theavenger333 March 7, 2012
The name of a star in the biblical book of Revelation which falls to earth and poisons the waters.
Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.
wormwood by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

wholefooder 

wholefooder (n): a person who generally is against large corporations and mass-marketing, but shops at Whole Foods, seemingly without recognizing the irony that it is a large corporate chain with nationwide reach and global supply base.

(credit for parts of this definition due to Miss Muffin)
Wholefooder: " I just got organic Costa Rican bananas at Whole Foods- only $2.09 a pound."
wholefooder by Snuffy February 1, 2005

wholefooding 

(Gerund) to walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety across the whole foods parking lot or any parking lot, shopping mall hallway or other public area. To walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety with a heightened sense of entitlement while aggravating everyone around you. See also (Izombie).
"Stop Wholefooding and pay attention".

"OMG, that guy is Wholefooding and pissing me off".
wholefooding by Jklntrn February 27, 2016
Home of the Thunderbirds (squawk!). A school that continuously devotes time, year after hopeless year to bending over for Shorecrest's football team (the dominating rivals) for at least the past 4 years in a row. Shorewood has some upsides however: like...they have hot chicks, and ugly ass guys, so Shorecrest doods tend to make the trip over there, pick up some hoes and bang 'em. Man, if only the chicks would bend over for us doods as good as their football team does it, that would be something. Also it's full of kids who think they are hella hood, in fact, they call it "shore-hood"...and once you spend a day around there, you realize why nobody else will call it shore-hood. have a happy football season next year boys on your way to another 1-9 record!
"Dood you wanna go pick up some Shorewood chicks?"
"Naww man, let's just pick up one of the SW football players, we both know they bend over for us wayy better then any chick."
"Dood, NO HOMO."
"All i gotta say is BEAT THE WOOD!"
shorewood by frasheeeezy February 1, 2008

Whorebook 

It's a book filled with names of local whores :]
Aye man, throw me the whorebook I need to get laid tonight!
Whorebook by ALDPiggie July 17, 2011

WhoreCookie

seeslutmuffinSomeone who is sweet that sometimes acts dirty!
OLIVIA is a WhoreCookie!
WhoreCookie by CaMeRoNsRuTTeR June 21, 2008