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wherefore

Due to the presence of "where", many people mistake this Shakespearean word to mean "where", but it actually means "why".

"...there's the catalog... with a cartoon of Shakespeare's Juliet standing on her balcony, gazing off into the distance, and asking 'Wherefore art thou, teaching aids?' Lower on the page, Romeo stares up at Juliet and says 'Inside! Eighteen new publications plus many other fine materials.'... any teaching aid that advertises itself by questioning its own existance is falling down in the marketing department." -Richard Lederer.
Juliet: (on the balcony, looking off into the distance) "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Romeo: (standing right under her, thinking to himself) "Wherefore dost I quander my hour with yonder wayward, motley-minded flax-wench?"
by Lorelili April 1, 2006
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Whoreformation

When a relationship ends, and your ex goes off the deep end with the rebound sex and ends up turning into a full time whore with a revolving door for a vagina.
Wow, after we broke up, Katie really started whoring around...her whoreformation was complete when she let a random she met on the net cum on her face in a viewing room at a porno store.
by MikeDavis January 15, 2010
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Whoreoween

Halloween time, when women dress up for Halloween wearing low cut tops, and a short skirt or shorts leaving her cleavage and bum exposed. No matter the costume. A spider, a bee, an axe murderer, a Dr, a pilot or a cop. The list is endless
"Hey bro did you see the sexy cheetah?
"Hell yes. Those tiny cheetah shorts. I love Whoreoween".
by Little ray of sunshine November 5, 2016
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Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore
Dang that skank has some serious whoremones
by Jayniew January 24, 2009
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whorelock

I never thought I would do something like that, man that whorelock sure was persuasive.
by sammythejuice October 23, 2011
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Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.
#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."
by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013
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whoreporate

Pronunciation Key -hohr-per-it, -prit

–adjective
1. One in a corporate position who basks in the glow of corporate culture, lifestyle, and policy.
2. One who is in a corporate atmosphere and thrives in the pomp and circumstance involved with such type of element.
"Ever since they moved Mel from retail into Merchandising, he's been soaking it up. He's putting everything into spreadsheets, buying office supplies... he's even bought a suit. I think he's really gone whoreporate."
by Romel Autus December 1, 2006
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