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whoception

a moment in an episode of doctor who , in which the plot takes a sudden turn which confuses the viewer or makes the plot in that episode ultimately irrelevant.
caitlin: what was up with the finale of dr who?
callum: i know, i could only describe it as a whoception
by headhurt October 1, 2011
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Weerection

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".
Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.
by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014
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Whorentine

A loosely respected male or female or gender neutral/pan sexual human, who has sexual relations with anyone and everyone during quarantine.
Becky: “Are you fina to another date??”
Karen: “Yes I need dick.”
Becky:”Karen that’s the tenth guy this week stop acting like a whorentine!”
by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020
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whoretini

a whoretini is a drunk whoreish acting person in a bar, typically a gay man.
That boy is flirting with everybody and is ready to go home with anyone. He's such a whoretini.
by thejpiece September 13, 2010
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whoredition

An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.
Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.
by CapTim March 18, 2009
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whoremione

The name given to Emma Watson's version of Hermione in the Harry POtter movies. Instead of having extremely bushy hair, and dark thick eyebrows, and not being particularly pretty, as the books say, Whoremione has slightly wavy, almost blonde hair. In the books, Hermione is a smart know-it-all with a slightly annoying, but loveable personality. In the movies, Whoremione spends her time telling Harry "I'm scared for you!" and clinging to him like static, instead of clinging to Ron, as cannon would have it.

Many teenage boys and lesbians have fallen in love with what they think is Hermione, but is really Whoremione.
Teenage boy: Oh My gosh, Hermione is, like my favorite character!
HP fan: Have you actually read the books?
Teenage boy: No, but she's HOT!
HP fan: *steams from ears* No, you actually like WHOREMIONE!!
by Suzie Collers December 9, 2008
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whoreton

Derogatory term for the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, used by other Penn students who are secretly jealous
Todd isn't in the School of Arts & Sciences, he's in Whoreton. He made $10,000 at an i-banking internship with Goldman Sachs this summer and I hate him.
by JanusKN September 26, 2005
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