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Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014
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whorebasket

A lesbian fanatic; one who is obsessed with lesbians
source: youtube's user "whorebasket" has many lesbian videos
That guy is such a whorebasket!
by whorebasket January 2, 2007
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whorebasket

The gift that you send to someone that you had sex with the night before. (Coined by the Sklar Brothers.)
Derek Jeter sends one-night stands home in a car with a whorebasket full of Yankee memorabilia in the trunk.
by TeddyKGB August 10, 2012
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whorecoon

Noun. A combination of the words "whore" and "raccoon," meaning a woman who has sex with many partners and wears an excessive amount of eye makeup, thus resembling a raccoon.
Lisa thinks that wearing a lot of eyeliner and other makeup makes a woman look more appealing. I think it makes a person look like a whorecoon.
by sgt_easton October 16, 2008
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whorehood

the characteristics and behavior that define a proper whore, whether it's mannerisms, practices, or attitude.
-The way she was rubbing her legs down with lotion in class really exemplified her whorehood.

also:

-Dude why'd Katie hook up with that fat slob frat boy last night?

- She was just flaunting her despicable whorehood.
by nose35 February 19, 2009
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whorebox

A mid-sized black cube in which a dead whore or many whores may be stored.
Possible household cubes are,
~1. Fireplace
~2. Washing Machine
~3. Oven
~4. Microwave
~5. Dish Washer
by andy whorehall March 27, 2004
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Whorebortion

When a whore gets an abortion because she don't know who the baby daddy is.
Nicole sleeps with every guy she meets without protection, so she needs the occasional whorebortion.
by Pineapplenf July 6, 2008
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