Whorebortion

When a whore gets an abortion because she don't know who the baby daddy is.

Nicole sleeps with every guy she meets without protection, so she needs the occasional whorebortion.

by Pineapplenf July 6, 2008

Whiteboard

A racial slur for a white person.

Yo, whiteboard- I am going to smack that bud light lime out of your hands.

You be trippin if you think your whiteboard ass is going to get some of this choc-o-lat!

by john bon bon jovi February 13, 2009

Whoretard

A combination of a whore, and a retard.

-"My girlfriend just slept with my brother, thinking it was me"
-"What a whoretard."

by asust3k August 2, 2008

whiteboardproblems

twitter hashtag, problems that arise as a result of studying, during or while studying, or as a result of a large amount of work and stress

engineer one- i ran out of food at the lib on my all-nighter and was forced to dumpster dive, in the lib so i wouldn't want to vom due to so much adderall

engineer two- serious #whiteboardproblems eh?

"i got 99 problems, and there all masteringphyics ones... #whiteboardproblems"

everyone has serious #whiteboardproblems finals week

by auzziedevil December 6, 2011

Wokeboarding

When you’re talking to someone and they start trying to demonstrate their woke-ness to you. A play on “Wakeboarding”

“Kyle and I were walking by a Chic-fil-A, and next thing I knew he spent 30 minutes wokeboarding about how homophobic chicken sandwiches are”

by Ecyrb October 14, 2019

Whiteboard Baiting

When a teacher or adult unintentionally says innuendo to the class whilst giving a lesson, just waiting for a student to yell out "that's what she said" or fall into tears laughing.

Did you have Mr. Harris for physical science this morning?
Yeah. He was whiteboard baiting us for the whole class on friction!

He kept telling us "When you grab something and rub it, you create friction, which radiates heat from the object."
We were trying so hard not to laugh

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.

Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019