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but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
by scass May 18, 2010
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whore paint

makeup that sluts wear to try and look good
that bitch is hittin the whore paint
by your mom is red December 28, 2005
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whore paint

Whore paint is Makeup. Whore paint is worn by insecure, unattractive, materialistic and self-absorbed women (and sometimes gay men) for the purposes of creating an illusion of beauty. However, more often than not, these women end up looking like Clowns, or 42nd street hookers.

Whore paint is akin to War paint, used by midievel warriors, which was used to freighten or imtimidate their enemies...Whore paint can often achieve the same goal.
Oh damn! That lonely chick in the corner has like 5 pounds of whore paint on.
by Me, Me, ME May 9, 2005
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pinterest whore

It makes you think you're a DIY queen and that you can transform your home into something so spectacular out of elmer's glue, shoe boxes and paper plates.
shes such a pinterest whore

yeah im jealous just look at her earings
by cherry hearts June 3, 2022
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Painted Whore

Jenn: Hey Painted Whore, put on some more!

Cindy: :O!
by adam234613 February 18, 2010
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Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.
That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers
by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021
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painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.
That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
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