Whore Food

After consuming, this food makes you feel like a cheap and dirty whore. Often found for low prices and with plenty of grease and lower self-respect. Anything that can be obtained at a "Munchies 420 cafe"

"Lets go get some quality whore food because I hate myself right now and give zero fucks", "she just threw up all over my cock and I just need some whore food"

by trod wod March 11, 2015

whole-foods

An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.

Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.

by Deadwait March 1, 2009

whole foods

The quintessential Scuppie supermarket.

Scuppies love to spend copious amounts of their disposable income on all the organic, free-range, fair trade groceries found at Whole Foods.

by Lou Bennett January 16, 2008

Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

Whole Foods Effect

This is when a Whole Foods supermarket moves into a typically poor or low-income neighborhood, leading to a change in the community. It turns from minorities to young adults who yuppify the area, driving up rents and changing the personality of the community. Places like Starbucks and hipster clothing stores tend to follow in Whole Foods.

Jim: "Where did all these vegetarians and hipsters come from?"
Tom: "Remember when that Whole Foods took over Alex's Groceries?"
Jim: "Yeah.."
Tom: "Well they all started showing up like a month later. It's the Whole Foods effect bro."

by FoodAndSoc November 24, 2014

Whole foods hoe

A female who is physically fit and ways right. Also they typically shop at whole foods

I need a whole foods hoe.

by 3PEX October 1, 2017

whole foods

A grocery store which sells foods and items but in a fashionable and kitsch way. Their products are catered for the 20-30 somethings in the US and tend to attract very good looking people who are hippie wannabes.

I'm going to go to the Whole Foods store to eye out some hot girls who are shopping for stupid crap that she could buy elsewhere for cheaper but prefers to shop at Whole Foods because she's dumb and thinks that WF is 'fresher' and 'better' and 'more natural' (false claims) than other grocery stores. The majority of good looking people tend to be easily manipulated to spend more money over fancy claims, therefore Whole Foods is a really good place to find a future hot wife with big boobs trying to find an organic hemp-made bra.

by jeegle March 26, 2010